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Ok this page is kinda wierd but i thought i would put it up here anyways. LOL!!! well, this is how it goes. i make up a random funny story, and ur supposed to laugh at it. easy, eh? Now Chris, you have a GREAT sense of humor and will probably laugh no matter what. :) :) :) (your really funny too)
oh, and i'll put up a shout box so if you have a title for a story i should write about or if u wanna write one then post em' here. k?
As for you people who are obsessed with a certain celebrity, don't be offended by any of this, i'm only joking. it's only for pretend and for laughs. i'm not really making fun of anyone. just kidding. ;)
(this message was toward Brianne, the Shakira lover.) LOL!!! :) :) :)
she pulled her pants back up and picked her ice cream back up and shoved it down her pants. then she farted and it left a huge cloud of black smoke and pooped out and egg. then a whole whack of litte mini Rihanna's came out and were running around singing
"la la la, la la la, la la la la la oh" (from SOS) and started crying and climbing all over Nevis and Rihanna. then 5 minutes later they all grew as big as her. then they all started running away then a whole heard of paparatzzi people started chasing them. they got away. then Shakira came along and started throwing marshmallows at Nevis and all the Rihanna's. then Shakira whiped out a huge tiki out of her bra and threw it at the heard of Rihanna's. All of them died except one of them. The real one was still alive.
Then Oprah walked in and picked Shakira up by the panties and gave her a mega wedgie and threw her into the sewer. then Avril Lavigne walked in and self destructed herself and blew up the whole town and everyone died. the end.